luceti [ic] ⚝ voice & written oo3

[alkahestrykunais]

[May had arrived back in Luceti a bit earlier in the morning, but before anyone else was able to Xiao-Mei had found her and taken care of her. It was like a sixth sense that she knew where May was. Once the two had reunited with each other and Xiao-Mei had informed May on everything that had gone on for what was almost a month, it was time to address the network.]

( voice )

Um, I'm May Chang, a lot of you don't know me but I have a question for you. What do you do if your crush is ,well, a lot older than you - and bigger than you. Not only that but it's a big hard for you to talk to them too. [She's talking about her panda's crush on Panda, but it seemed rude to give away names over a open network.]

On close note, how you do usually deal with your crush. Or do you just do go out and tell them right away? [When it comes to her own, she's rather open about it.] Have you ever told someone that you like them? How did it go?

( written - locked to housemates + winry and edward )

Xiao-Mei told me about Greed, I hope all of you are okay.

Comments

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[alkahestrykunais]

Inform the person on who you plan to tell it too? So I should inform you who I'm going to tell the joke to - if I decide to use it?

We can always appreciate a good joke, just as long as they're funny. I'll be sure to keep in mind that I can come to you, maybe could I also come to use to try out jokes..?

[Hrmmm..] I guess you're right, we can't expect them to just fall in love right away too...

May Chang, and my friend's name is Xiao-Mei. It's a pleasure.

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[tapdancinskelly]

May Chang and Xiao-Mei, it is a pleasure to meet you both. You are perfectly welcome to bounce jokes off of me, as I am quite the expert. You're also welcome to use any of my jokes if you can give me a heads up. I wouldn't want to tell him the same joke and just sound lame, or worse, reveal that I'm the one giving you joke ideas. Yohohoho! But as they say, love is patient, and patience is a virtue. All things take time, so don't worry too badly if it's not immediate. He's likely to come around one way or another. Yohohoho!

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[alkahestrykunais]

Thank you, I really appreciate it. I've never attempted jokes before so this will be very different. I'll be sure to tell you if I ever use any of your jokes than! Hopefully he'll turn around or Xiao-Mei will through a huge fit and so will I.

Um, what's Yohohoho.., by the way?

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[tapdancinskelly]

Yohohoho?

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Yohohoho! That's how I laugh my little friend! It's the laugh of a true pirate of the 7 seas! I've laughed this way longer than I can remember now, and I'm almost always laughing at something. Life is hilarious, so why not take your time to appreciate it with a good hearty laugh? Yohohoho!

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[alkahestrykunais]

Oh! It does sound like a laugh, I've never heard anyone laugh like that. [a beat] I've never met a pirate before either.

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[tapdancinskelly]

Really? No pirates? That's strange... From what I've heard, there are at least five or six other pirates he besides just me. Not to mention, I'd think that you'd at least have met one in your life, but I guess it depends on where yo grow up.

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[alkahestrykunais]

There are? I don't know whether I've met them before. Well, I've never been to the ocean before, and pirates are usually by the sea right?

[voice ; locked] (Darn it >< that 'he' was supposed to be *here*)

[tapdancinskelly]

Well the group of pirates I belong to are the Straw hat pirates, so keep your eyes and ears open because they're good friends of mine. Although I don't actually have eyes or ears to keep open. Yohohoho!

But you're correct, Pirates are usually by sea... or at least very large lakes. Yohohoho! Although it's a little surprising to me that you've never been to the ocean before. Does that mean you've never gotten to build sand castles on the beach other? That would be such a tragedy to your childhood!

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[alkahestrykunais]

Straw hat pirates? Do they all wear straw hats than? [Should.... she question about his lack of ears and eyes.......... no.]

I've never build any type of sand castle? Is it fun?

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[tapdancinskelly]

Yohohoho! No, nothing like that! My captain wears a straw hat though, and our jolly roger flag wears a straw hat. So we are the straw hat pirates!

Oh the tragedy! I say my young friend, one of these days you must try building a sand castle at the beach. Especially if there is a tide, because then you can build your castle to try to hold out as long as it can against the very waves themselves.